dbo25 ([info]dbo25) wrote,
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pppbbttthhh

Ok...so...it's been TWO days into Chemical Engineering Thermodynamics (yeah, we cant take normal...we have to take, a special one = GAY) and it is already blowing HARD!!! My analogy is this...if you can squat down and shove a coke can in your ass...then you are probably ready for Thermo. I'll leave it at that. Well, one more thing. I've accompanied this post with a drawing of Thermo and Chuck Norris battling it out. Who wins? You'll have to tune in next week to find out.



Ok, I lied. You dont have to tune in next week. Let me give you the run down of what happened. What you see is Thermo powering up with a power ball...thing. Anyway, what he doesnt know is that Chuck Norris has already killed him by roundhouse kicking him in the face...he just hasnt realized it yet. Chuck stands there, looking down at his what was victim on his Castle complete with moat and drawbridge. Chuck has also already had sex with Thermo's wife...she's now making breakfast for the two of them. Chuck is now finished with him...

the end?

yes

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Anonymous

January 13 2006, 14:59:06 UTC 6 years ago

what scares me most about this whole ordeal is that Chuck Norris was in our kitchen this very morning making breakfast. i think this means that slut-face sarah shared her honky-tonk pa-donk-a-donk with the Chuckster. i would also like to note that he was naked...and practicing his round house kick. seeing this made me feel dead inside.

[info]melmoe4949

January 13 2006, 15:05:37 UTC 6 years ago

Hey Darryl! See you later today! Yes, I'm commenting...lol. I swear, I needed the laughter this morning...so yeah...

[info]paccaliau

January 13 2006, 15:46:11 UTC 6 years ago

That is the silliest thing I have ever seen.

[info]melmoe4949

January 18 2006, 21:05:24 UTC 6 years ago

Although Chuck may have beaten Thermo...he didn't win against Bruce Lee...Chuck doesn't know Kung Fu. Bruce Lee ripped chest (or facial...not sure which one) hair out of Chuck Norris and then blew it out of his hand in victory over Chuck. Will there be a rematch? Only time will tell...


I'm SO bored at work...and my professor did tell that story today in my Chinese history class...LOL
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